Amen to that! Become the religious Mother of God and join the convent in your habit, rosary beads and long black cloak. Say a prayer for your Priest friends and all the congregation as you become one of God's messengers. We can't promise you will go to heaven, but this is a good start!
To go a little darker and spookier, become the weeping White Nun from the TV series, American Horror Story. Just add a pair of Black Scalera contact lenses and some black tears.